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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before? “Oh, no,” says Dave.  “He’s on my bowling team.” When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual drink and brings over a Budweiser.  His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?” “She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey.  We share lanes with them.”A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual lap dance, big boy?” Dave’s wife, now furious,  grabs her purse and storms out of the club.Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.  Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.The cabbie turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave".  
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11/11/2009 9:54 am |
Lovequest wrote "Maybe youre just guilty lol..just kidding here ..hugsss". Who me guilty? Who is watching? - lol. I'm not scared just paranoid - lol
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11/11/2009 9:52 am |
That is funny Lovequest, hope they made up. Now Dave you are going to have to have to mend your ways.
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 11/11/2009 12:28 am |
Lovequest wrote "Maybe youre just guilty lol..just kidding here ..hugsss". Who me guilty? Who is watching? - lol. I'm not scared just paranoid - lol
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11/9/2009 7:55 am |
Oops, my font went nuts - lol
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10/22/2009 9:59 am |
I would like to state that I am not the "Dave" mentioned by lovequest in this blog - lol. Just thought I'd clear that up before someone gets the wrong idea - lol. Love, could you change my name in further posts? - thanks - lol
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10/22/2009 9:57 am |
Hi Dave, your namesake is a norti guy lol Lol Love, you are only saying that to make me feel good - lol
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10/22/2009 9:54 am |
Oops, my font went nuts - lol
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10/22/2009 9:52 am |
Hi Dave, your namesake is a norti guy lol Lol Love, you are only saying that to make me feel good - lol
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10/22/2009 9:50 am |
I knew I should have used a false name but I thought that I would be safe. They all blew it that night - lol. My wife never forgave me. Hey, I don't even have a wife - lol. Then the story about my antics on that night can't be true, wow another lucky escape. Boy, am I going to be pied for these posts - lol.
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10/22/2009 9:47 am |
poor Dave he is so misunderstood.....
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10/22/2009 2:07 am |
Oops, my font went nuts - lol
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10/22/2009 1:28 am |
Hi Dave, your namesake is a norti guy lol Lol Love, you are only saying that to make me feel good - lol
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10/21/2009 12:28 am |
Hi Dave, your namesake is a norti guy lol
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10/20/2009 9:36 am |
OMG, I picked a bad night to go out then. I thought my past would catch up on me. - lol
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10/20/2009 9:35 am |
Hi Lovequest. 
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10/20/2009 9:34 am |
Lol, I think I've heard of this one already but i still can't stop laughing... I am glad mine is named dawg.
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10/20/2009 9:31 am |
Now see, if Dave was smart everyone would have addressed him as 'Bernard'!
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10/20/2009 9:30 am |
Some days a guy just can't win for losing. 
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10/20/2009 9:28 am |
Hahahahahahahahaa!
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10/20/2009 9:27 am |
That is funny Lovequest, hope they made up. Now Dave you are going to have to have to mend your ways.
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10/20/2009 9:25 am |
lol....good one
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10/20/2009 9:24 am |
Reaping what was sown ...huh....
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10/20/2009 12:23 am |
I would like to state that I am not the "Dave" mentioned by lovequest in this blog - lol. Just thought I'd clear that up before someone gets the wrong idea - lol. Love, could you change my name in further posts? - thanks - lol and im sure this is not your real name am i right?
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10/19/2009 11:53 pm |
I would like to state that I am not the "Dave" mentioned by lovequest in this blog - lol. Just thought I'd clear that up before someone gets the wrong idea - lol. Love, could you change my name in further posts? - thanks - lol
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10/19/2009 8:22 am |
poor Dave he is so misunderstood.....
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10/19/2009 8:20 am |
LOL....
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10/19/2009 8:19 am |
Like they say,sometime your past doings come back to bite ya in the tushie!
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10/18/2009 10:53 pm |
Indeed robyn...its OMG OMG lol
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10/16/2009 1:39 am |
OMG, I picked a bad night to go out then. I thought my past would catch up on me. - lol
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10/16/2009 1:32 am |
Hi Lovequest.
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10/15/2009 11:47 pm |
Lol, I think I've heard of this one already but i still can't stop laughing... I am glad mine is named dawg.
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 10/15/2009 4:58 pm |
Now see, if Dave was smart everyone would have addressed him as 'Bernard'! "He who knows not the world, knows not his own place in it." Marcus Aurelius
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10/15/2009 4:23 pm |
Some days a guy just can't win for losing.
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10/15/2009 3:04 pm |
Hahahahahahahahaa! If you are doubting something, doubt your limits
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10/15/2009 3:00 pm |
That is funny Lovequest, hope they made up. Now Dave you are going to have to have to mend your ways.
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10/15/2009 2:54 pm |
lol....good one
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10/15/2009 2:46 pm |
Reaping what was sown ...huh.... Living my life for the memories I will have....... not the regrets of what never was......
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10/15/2009 2:17 pm |
poor Dave he is so misunderstood..... " If guns kill people then pencils misspell words"
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10/15/2009 12:08 pm |
LOL....
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10/15/2009 11:48 am |
Like they say,sometime your past doings come back to bite ya in the tushie!
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10/15/2009 11:17 am |
OMG, OMG is right. What a story, and what a devious man!!!!
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