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Tales From St Pete..........a Large Time
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Nov 3, 2009 8:36 pm
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.....As always the Florida Bash seems to bring out the best in people. Must be the weather or maybe the ocean, but after all is said and done it was the people. We all are different but those differences were in the dumpster outside the Hotel for 4 wonderful days (& nights)......Seems like everytime I said Hi to Rosie Rosie a gargantuan hug ensued. She should have gotten the Hug Trophy. What a charming lady she was. OK 60minman tell us what you did....Well the day of the dinner/dance that morning I got a lap dance from a coonskin cap belonging to Country girl one would have to have been there to see it. That afternoon they decide to have the sexy men leg contest. Not having shorts on I thought I would escape however I was told to pull my pants up and walk the line. Sure glad they didn't tell me to drop my pants. I did walk the line showing my legs but I was no match for Honest Injun for I think he received all the votes. Next came pass the cuke. Here I was with a big cucumber between my legs trying to give it to Meme. She kept telling me to get it up get it up. Seems like that's the story of my life I just couldn't give it to her. It wouldn't go up and she couldn't get low enough.....Next came the plunger toilet roll event. Here I am this time with a plunger between my legs trying to poke it in the toilet paper hole between Memes legs. She kept yelling "slide it in" I said "you've squeezed it shut", she said "push harder" I said "its no use the stick went down"......Finally after two losses It wasn't to enthused about the balloon butt race. Well I at least had to save face so Meme and I were entrants. With a balloon between our butts we got off to a slow start, but with a massive effort we both found a rhythm and finished a close second. Redemption at last.......You know I am so glad that this was a Senior event for I would not want my children to witness the craziness. After years of raising them to be responsible sensible adults they probably would say my god look what raised us!!............
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