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Shop Vac You could take a nice girl out to dine and romance her with flowers and wine, but why spend the exertion when with much less coercion a shop-vac will suck you just fine? If your shop-vac's still in operation it can aid you with your defecation. To get your dump really rollin' apply the hose to your colon and enjoy the nice pulling sensation! AutoCunnilingus Many women are fed up, it's said, with poor cunnilingus in bed. But its not so far flung with a long enough tongue to indulge in your own head instead. Only flexible women pursue it; while most others can't even construe it. But an easier course that I would endorse is to get someone else to do it. What I'd love is a wormhole in space in a very particular place. I'd try to contrive it so one end's at my privates and the other's attached to my face. |
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9/7/2008 11:13 pm |
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.., heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tasty darling very mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. tasty
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