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In an effort to bring us together as we were when I first joined SFF, I'd like to see us write a story about our little community. We have many talented people and I hope that all will participate. I'll begin and everyone can respond with ONE SENTENCE ONLY. When we're done, I will combine and print the entire story in a blog for all to read. Okay....here we go. The Saga of Senior Friend Finder Once upon a time, in a wonderful little town called Blogland, a large family lived and worked and played. "The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you." |
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 6/23/2008 11:19 am |
Eventually, all of these stories leaked out to an ambitious reporter, who promptly bought a gold membership to SFF and is now collecting data for a probable bestseller book, and possible movie, which he intends to make an enormous amount of money on, whilst the bloggers go naively about their writing which only enriches his material, and in many quirky ways as well! Never regret growing old, the privilege is denied to many. -Anonymous
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5/20/2008 6:07 pm |
so sorry for the longgggggggg post
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5/20/2008 6:05 pm |
While the Saga of Senior Friend Finder was winding its way through various bloggers, koallagirl was busy in the kitchen preparing lots of pies, tarts and other sweeties for all the busy members to enjoy! A wee nip of spirits or a bit of tea...whichever appeals the most to ye!! Meant to remind the chatters of such fun days long ago; and to give the same fun to the newbies so they too will know.....
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5/20/2008 1:48 pm |
+++++ And after commercial from the Science Fiction Channel ++++++ The people gather together in this place called Blogland and laughed at all that had gone on, one wise older senior spoke" We are just silly humans, we say things we didn't mean, ,we hurt those who we don't even know,and in one sentence he said. I love you brother and sisters as you are, and thank you for sharing part of yourself with me in this place called Blogland!
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5/17/2008 6:05 am |
Then on that fateful day, a strange being appeared with a Superconducted Zeta Anti-Fantasy destroying Ray Gun and destroyed all the fantasy of Blogland and renamed it Notforealland.
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5/14/2008 4:34 pm |
Loving smiles makes the world a happier place. Hap2Day   Dan 
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5/14/2008 3:14 am |
Boy! oh boy! if an imaginery party can cause such havoc, imagine what will happen if we all really got together!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shudder at the thought.
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5/10/2008 7:16 pm |
Awesome! Lots of fun reading!
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5/10/2008 4:34 pm |
DanDee and Loth hit upon a perfect recipe for SFF pints...They took the formula to KitKat to see if it would pass the Canadian test for bite and she suggested they add a scat of...and a drop of... To Thine Own Self Be True
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 5/10/2008 4:11 am |
Thanks Sassy - Let's hope the Saga continues with more laughs, some tears,and much kindness for a long, long time. HeadinCloudFeetonGround
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5/8/2008 8:22 am |
Upon sobering up, Dan realizes that o one is playing this game anymore, and discards Dallas' tutu, in search of people to talk to. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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5/7/2008 6:37 pm |
I spied Lothie ambling down the lane, and as he jutted out his elbow we scurried into the nearest pub, sadly after a few pints with Lothie, I was pretty sloshed, not wanting to puke on his shoes, I staggered out the door looking for Dallas's tutu... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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5/7/2008 4:28 pm |
Dan, I'd like nothing better than to have a 'few' pints with you and Softy. Hopefully it'll happen some day. I've already shared a drink or two with Softy, in company of course, you understand ?
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5/7/2008 8:49 am |
As I tried in vain to find Lothie, I spied a Greeneyed gal talking to a Classy baglady about a LodgeManager, who's Soma habits made a Spunkylady Myamystic over DcBeef, frustrated I sat down on the curb and waited for a bus... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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5/6/2008 6:57 pm |
The Mayor and a cute gal named AneMac were busy patting each other on the back about sumpin, and my throat was so hoarse from shouting "Elvis is in the building", I left in search of my drinking buddy Loth, to see if he would buy me a pint. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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5/6/2008 6:53 pm |
DanDee went around the plaza shouting "Elvis is in the building!" muttering to himself, "if I only knew which building!" I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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5/6/2008 5:49 am |
Lodgemanager; being the mean man he is, got jealous of Elvis dating his adopted girl friend Bijou went to Canada and broke Elvis's guitar with his hockey stick. GS4U; found out about it and took Lodge's hockey stick and shoved it up his ... "Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life."
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5/5/2008 9:17 am |
Bijou was thrilled to have met such a nice sensitive and caring individual like Elvis is. I was not looking for my dreams to interpret my life, but rather for my life to interpret my dreams" (Susan Sontag)
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5/5/2008 2:43 am |
...Elvis met Bijiou for a quiet romantic picnic.....
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5/3/2008 12:01 pm |
I came VERY late and therefore want to start Part Two of Life in Blogland-after all with Ola carrying a chock-a-block handbag and DanDee running around in a tutu and Dallas streaking in only duct-tape, we really need to know what happened. Don't we? The mayor of Blogland decided to rename it and opened up the meeting for suggestions-he was startled by the many entries: AneMac offered the name CyberFriendsville To Thine Own Self Be True
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5/3/2008 5:11 am |
There were people who had achieved different heights yet there was no ego in them and after reading each blog I would get the feeling that I am not alone and there is someone to fall upon when you are down and experience pure love flowing in all their thoughts. NATURE , THY TEACHER
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4/29/2008 5:25 pm |
IT was FUN! I also arrived late; however, I read every response........... ENJOY LIFE! "Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life."
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4/29/2008 5:02 pm |
MISFITS?? 
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4/29/2008 2:43 pm |
Maybe he was planning a rummage sale, lol... 'UNFORGETABLE
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4/29/2008 2:31 pm |
A story told in pieces and snippets, I arrive very late, but quip it's, Such a story complete, A literary feat, Authored by a gang of misfits....
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4/28/2008 5:15 pm |
But LodgeManger ruined it all when he brought out his 10 foot fishing pole and tried to steal everyone's clothing. "Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life."
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4/28/2008 2:15 am |
They all gathered around the fountain and started skinny dipping
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4/28/2008 12:36 am |
My world was so busy I missed the whole party, so to all the good, caring and decent people that make this world so real, I am sure many more chapter will be written it this new world we have come to call family blogland...  ...Being human is difficult,.... Becoming human is a life long process,.... To be truly human is a gift........
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4/27/2008 8:31 pm |
And many people have made me feel welcome, as a newcomer, to this town.
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4/27/2008 11:44 am |
Why did it have to end so soon? Ain't we gonna have PART 2? :Never begin your day, with broken pieces of yesterday~classy_baglady
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4/26/2008 9:54 pm |
I will have 2 of Lady's marvelous bloody mary's........ then join Loth and Dandee at the pub..... Many!! giggles in this Saga. SUCH FUN
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4/26/2008 9:38 pm |
Thanks all for the smiles and chuckles. One thing is for sure; this wasn't boring! lol Sassy, next time I'll add a bit too.   
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4/26/2008 9:16 pm |
We have had so much fun this week.The story was so funny. Thanks, we got blogville fun again.Pray it stays that way...... Shay2006.... Embarrassing my children......Just one more service I offer.
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4/26/2008 6:07 pm |
Ya'll have great imaginations. Loved this tremendously. Course, some of ya ain't quite right !!! Must be why I loved it.
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4/26/2008 7:58 am |
Sassy, This was a ball...ty for doing this Daisy 
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4/26/2008 7:57 am |
Really fun read....Loved it....
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4/26/2008 7:15 am |
Sassy, Thanks ever so much. I tried to post yesterday but was having so much trouble. I posted a long sentence and couldn't post it! This has been fun.....would love to participate again in another of this kind! When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then there will be true peace. -- Sri Chin Moi Gosh Bless One and All........Peg
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4/26/2008 7:03 am |
LadyNAds makes best Bloody Mary's I ever had.......and apparently "moochie" loved them also.......last I saw of her she was on the Gondalier in Venice flirting with the guide..... ......Accept whatever comes to you woven in the pattern of your destiny.....for what could more aptly fit your needs........ Marcus Aurelius......
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4/26/2008 6:13 am |
Don't bother me right now...am over here in the corner drinking one of LadyNAds wonderful Bloody Mary's...the best ever. Wake me if I suddenly fall asleep, want to see if everyone is ok after all the fun. AnnTo err is human, to not laugh humane.
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4/26/2008 4:32 am |
What a great story
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4/26/2008 3:50 am |
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4/26/2008 1:52 am |
Sassy Thanks this was fun.
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4/25/2008 9:53 pm |
Sassy, this was such a great idea. Thanks for doing it! We should do this ever so often ... could get some great stories!  "The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts"
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4/25/2008 9:32 pm |
Sassy I had a lot of fun, thanks  I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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4/25/2008 8:32 pm |
THE END "The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you."
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4/25/2008 8:00 pm |
And as the tale ends...as in the 'King Of Hearts', the paddy wagon come to blogville to return us all to the asylum!  They say we're crazy in here, but who are they to say?
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4/25/2008 6:18 pm |
And for many, this place had become our window to the world.
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4/25/2008 5:15 pm |
And at that very moment WillyMakit told FreshEmerald to "Go Pee Up A Rope!"
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4/25/2008 5:01 pm |
Then all at once the sky opened up and God spoke"Let there always be peace and love in Blogville". Shay2006.... Embarrassing my children......Just one more service I offer.
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4/25/2008 3:31 pm |
But we were all convinced of how fortunate we were to find such a wonderful family that accepted us just as we are... always with a shoulder to cry on and a hand up when we needed it. All hugs accepted and returned twice as tight!
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4/25/2008 3:26 pm |
@ Dan "The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts"
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4/25/2008 3:10 pm |
Amid the banana peels of laughter, God smiled down and was pleased to see strife was long gone, with Dan leading in a prayer of thanks, the skies opened up , and a double rainbow appeared, causing every one to say "Holy Sh*t! look and that rainbow", and God frowned just a tiny bit. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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4/25/2008 2:07 pm |
And when the Bus stopped and all got off they were welcomed with one of Lady's Special Bloody Mary's and all became very very happy souls and laughed themselves silly and their faces and belly's hurt from all the laughing!    The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.
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4/25/2008 8:37 am |
jiminy being an appealing guy began pealing fig leaves all around, and Dan chasting after him, pasting them back.
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4/25/2008 5:32 am |
Then one morning Gar offered to do Winkay's laundry but he lost it so Winkay had to go to NY and with Reba's help selected all new fig leaves in wonderful spring colors. HeadinCloudFeetonGround
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4/25/2008 5:16 am |
and then Mallow decided we should all board the SFF Bus for a trip around the world to meet our other bloggers and chatters...... I was a little late getting on board......but did so when Bus was headed to Italy........ I tried to stay with mushie because she always wanted to go where the guys were...... Accept whatever comes to you woven in the pattern of your destiny.....for what could more aptly fit your needs........ Marcus Aurelius......
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4/24/2008 9:51 pm |
And....Really.....no one in the towns has noticed that there are bats in the Belfry...... No, I don't like Jazz music!
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4/24/2008 8:07 pm |
Ashamed of his actions, Dan publicly proclaims that he is a lout, and without further ado, returns Dallas' tutu and leotards, so she can dance, and blogland's heart is joyful tonight! I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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4/24/2008 7:49 pm |
oh, and .... a bowl of the witches brew is only 3 points! "The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts"
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4/24/2008 7:45 pm |
Everybody grabs hands and form a circle as Dan tells all to bow their heads while he says a prayer for the community. Daisy
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4/24/2008 7:42 pm |
Here Tis! fresh from Dallas' boudouir, her tutu and leotards, lobby around the gazebo, and you can have them! I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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4/24/2008 7:04 pm |
I will do my dance as soon as Dan dee gives me back my tutu.... and leoatards, he has been running thru the village with it on yelling... "Here Tis" "Here Tis"
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4/24/2008 6:52 pm |
And the witches were vacuumed up into the disposable vacuum cleaner bag, Dan says a prayer for the deceased witches and Ola puts them into the pot with assorted spices and herbs and cooks up the ultimate "Witches Brew". Now the little hamlet of Blogland is safe once more. "The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you."
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4/24/2008 6:51 pm |
strivings and strife, sweet peas and rice, the Good Lord up above, sent down a Dove, changing all pain and discord, into a merry reward, and senior dudes and dudettes, exchanged longing glances for sucrets. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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4/24/2008 3:56 pm |
To combat the witches Dan brings out the good book, Ola reaches in her bag and brings out the dieter's cook book, beeaird finds the pot... they gathr together set it all up, and begins stirring.... "toil, toil, boil, and trouble.........vacuuming up those witches on the double"
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4/24/2008 3:48 pm |
Undu, abelle, and sassy start singing "jiminy crack corn and I don't care, jiminy crack corn and I dont care" but the witches begin swirling on their electroluxes when they hear the tune
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4/24/2008 3:43 pm |
Suddenly the mayors voice cries out above the mayhem, this is getting out of hand where is my Batphone and someone else cries out forget Batman, call Oprah,then another shouts, no try Dr.Phil because he is the only one who can help us but it may be too late. He has advised that the back seat of ackman's Olds is much more successful therapy than the Dr. Phil house has ever achieved ....
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4/24/2008 3:37 pm |
We found that sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by an encounter with another human being. Each of us owes the deepest thanks to those who have enkindled this inner light.
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4/24/2008 3:19 pm |
From the blogland hotel where Dallas is Starring in the " Swan Dance" ....followed by a nice song sung by Undup, Abelle, and Sassy.
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4/24/2008 2:28 pm |
Dan wonders what is going on in ckman's Olds,but says "the heck with it" and invites Lothie for pint of Guinness at the brewery next door to the carousel, down the lane (penny lane now that Dallas lost her cents of balance)from the Blogland hotel, where... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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4/24/2008 1:17 pm |
Meanwhile, the witches are still trying to cast a spell on the good people of blogville, only to find that ackman has put the windows up on the Olds and Ola, sassy and now shay have all gotten in the back seat,oh no.... Shay2006.... Embarrassing my children......Just one more service I offer.
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4/24/2008 1:11 pm |
Dallas is in the middle of taping mistletoe with used duct tape, all over her body, cos she lost her shirt to Dans purse, which he looks mighty sweet carrying.
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4/24/2008 1:08 pm |
psssssssstttttttt Dan! could you give me my shirt back??? All I have left is this mistletoe and some used duct tape!
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4/24/2008 1:06 pm |
so sassy follows the pie eyed piper, ooops, pied piper, and he leads her to a secret hiding place where she finds dallas in the middle of....... When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then there will be true peace. -- Sri Chin Moi Gosh Bless One and All........Peg
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4/24/2008 12:55 pm |
Next thing we know Ola and Dallas will be taking their shirts off and stuffing them in that purse or bag that Dan carries...'member when he was Santa? Would Santa do something like that? To err is human, to not laugh humane.
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4/24/2008 12:15 pm |
I saw Daisy watering her Daisies while trying to eat a burnt marshmellow.
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4/24/2008 12:10 pm |
Sassy screams cos there is a little man that jumped out at her, and said hey I am the pied piper, follow me.
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4/24/2008 12:10 pm |
The boys are gone, only Ola is there, and they have fastened her up with the duct tape and someone has put panties in her purse instead of the pennies....... When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then there will be true peace. -- Sri Chin Moi Gosh Bless One and All........Peg
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4/24/2008 11:59 am |
Sassy runs over to the bushes and says, "Don't worry. I'll take care of the boys and I don't need any mistletoe." She disappears behind the bushes and suddenly, we hear her scream....... "The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you."
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4/24/2008 11:56 am |
I will grab my mistletoe and run. I want to sell it, to kitkat for just pennies.
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4/24/2008 11:54 am |
I think Dandee and Loth need my mistletoe to hang over their wife's heads.
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4/24/2008 11:42 am |
Ola hears what TxJW shouted and wonders why DanDee and Lothi need the mistletoe? "The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts"
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4/24/2008 11:03 am |
Then TxJW shouted "Dallas, bring that mistltoe over to the bush where Dan Dee and Lothi and the little people are ....."
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4/24/2008 10:06 am |
Suddenly the mayors voice cries out above the mayhem, this is getting out of hand where is my Batphone and someone else cries out forget Batman, call Oprah,then another shouts, no try Dr.Phil because he is the only one who can help us but it may be too late.
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4/24/2008 9:12 am |
Faith.....Begorrah.....(who are these people called Faith and Begorrah) where are you......Dan's in trouble and Lothie's having a panic attack.
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4/24/2008 9:04 am |
As all the "wee folks" hear of Dan's getting hurt, they come back to reclaim their gift of gab....that man had taken it years ago....
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4/24/2008 8:30 am |
Lothie, wondering what all the hubbub is all about calls to the crowd, call a priest! Methinks Dan needs the last rites, Faith and begoorah! I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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4/24/2008 8:28 am |
Dan peeks out of the bushes just in time to see "Wham" the boomerang plier hit him smack dab between the looks, knocking him out cold, meanwhile... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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4/24/2008 8:11 am |
Dallas jumps up and says, "I found it, I found my mistletoe", Daisy
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4/24/2008 7:53 am |
To SASSTSOUUTHERNGAL, READERS AND COMMENTERS As you read or comment on this blog, go to you tube music video and type on the search box, Blue Bird of Happiness by Jan Peerce.... listen to the song and you will find that it fits in as a theme song for this blog. The narration by the singer is the most beautiful part of the song. The song was written in 1934. I hope you don't mind the interruption. Thank you. Never begin your day, with broken pieces of yesterday~classy_baglady
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4/24/2008 7:42 am |
Kier got the boomerang rigged up and as the three evil witches swooped and dived around everyone, with their smoke fumes causing eyes to water, Kieralyn took a long back hand swing and let the boomerang go ..... flying past the three witches, making its turn and as it was coming back towards them, "The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts"
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4/24/2008 6:55 am |
And even though I was busy out in the real world most of the time, I never ceased to be compelled by the folderal at blogland and stopped in regularly when picking up my e-mail, usually finding a good laugh. Life is a magnificent adventure.
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4/24/2008 6:39 am |
I seem to have lost my mistletoe has any one seen it?
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4/24/2008 6:22 am |
...which made a lot of cents. Touch my soul, and I am yours forever.
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4/24/2008 6:19 am |
but kitkat put all her pennies into Ola's holy sock, and they fell out. every where she went she left a trail of pennies.
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4/24/2008 6:15 am |
After all putting up with a little stink to get what I want is not a huge price to pay. I was not looking for my dreams to interpret my life, but rather for my life to interpret my dreams" (Susan Sontag)
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4/24/2008 6:13 am |
I jump in the fountain and decide to pick up all the lucky pennies! I am hoping just a single one might bring me the desired results. I was not looking for my dreams to interpret my life, but rather for my life to interpret my dreams" (Susan Sontag)
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4/24/2008 6:02 am |
Trust or distrust....Dan (and maybe Lothie cause I think he joined Dan) HAS to be removed from the fountain area as he's ruining the sweet air surrounding it.
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4/24/2008 5:43 am |
Then .... in guises and disguises, fingers were pointed, psyches became disjointed, tongues began wagging, and a nagging distrust ensued.
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4/24/2008 2:57 am |
......the 3 evil witches smelled Dan's "magic gas" and they all fainted. Never begin your day, with broken pieces of yesterday~classy_baglady
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4/23/2008 11:44 pm |
The gas from Dan floated over to where some people were roasting marshmellows and caused the fire to roar high in the air. TxJW and 50Tall ran and got buckets, dipping them into the fountain. They were laughing so hard they were tripping over themselves, meanwhile everybody's marshmellows burnt to a crisp. "The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts"
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4/23/2008 11:15 pm |
And there was still danger in the air... TxJW was RIGHT!!! Val's smokes were used to cover the exhaust smoke from the Witches electric brooms when they circled back to the town. Ola still had her pliers and her holey sock left and Keir got out her slide rule (she wanted to show but show and tell got cancelled ) and calculated the trajectory that we needed to use to make a boomerang out of the pliers. The girls had to
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4/23/2008 11:07 pm |
When all of a sudden, there was a loud noise, all the girls starting giggling so hard, cause Dan had just farted.. Daisy
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4/23/2008 11:02 pm |
ola, you forgot to mention, "without underpants." gotta watch out for dandee.
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4/23/2008 10:34 pm |
Ola's got the duck tape and shoe lace to tie DanDee up and blind fold him, cause he was hiding in the bushes peeking at all us girls in our short nighties! "The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts"
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4/23/2008 10:20 pm |
Sorry but I am still back there where I thought the smoke was coming from the broom handles that Dan mentioned.
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4/23/2008 9:26 pm |
In Ola's bag of goodies was a pair of pliers, duct tape a shoe lace, and a holy sock now what was she gonna do with those?
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4/23/2008 9:17 pm |
nesxt party, someplace warm, perhaps in texas or Florida, maybe call it a "bash" I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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4/23/2008 9:15 pm |
and with short nighties, and heaps of pillows, they had a slumber party, to die for, with chips and dip, Fanta soda pop and giggling as they made plans for the.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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4/23/2008 8:28 pm |
and everything was kept soo clean under the community tables and all around the fountain, this was because on a daily bases, everyone drew straws, 2 of them drawing the shortest ones got the pleasure of cleaning, but one day, 2 of the ladies noticed something did not "smell" right....It seemed the guys never had to clean & maybe, just maybe might have been cheating, so to find out if this could be true, they decided to do a little G2 work, all the ladies got together and............................ First comes denial, then depression, acceptance, and finally recovery
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