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WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN! An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. ''Excuse me dear; I cannot seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes ?? The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be? ''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with beauty like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere !! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx oooooooo; xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc. These loops never happen in real life, unless...READ BELOW:- scroll down.... \/ \/ \/ \/  The Secretary A company CEO tells his secretary: "Next week we are going to a convention abroad and spend some quality time together, please make all the required arrangements." The secretary calls her husband: "Next week the boss is taking me abroad for a week on business, please take care of yourself during this time." The husband calls his lover: "My wife is going abroad for a week, lets spend it together..." The lover, a private school teacher, tells the : "Because of a personal problem, I will not be at school next week, so you'll be studying at home." One of the went to his grandfather and said: "Grandpa, next week I donot have school, you promised me that if I had time off we would go to the mountains together." The grandfather, who was also the CEO, calls his secretary and tells her: "My grandson asked me to spend the week with him, so we are not going abroad." The secretary calls her husband: "The boss cancelled, we'll be together, my love." The husband calls his lover: "We cannot spend the week together, my wife is staying." The lover tells the : "My problem was solved, school is back on." The goes to the grandfather: "Sorry grandpa, school is back on, I won't be able to go." The CEO calls his secretary: "My grandson won't be able to spend next week with me, rebook the flight abroad."; The secretary calls her husband.... ........................................... "To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra |
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ET - I am glad you liked this chain of events. What goes around, comes around !! How have you ben, My Friend ??   Roxy - Spot on there - indeed a tangled web !!  Akamatt - That was the purpose; apparently, the well endowed lady was the trigger to the whole chain of events  !! Only goes to prove that age is no bar to adventure/misadventure. Poet_dancer - Indeed, a tangled web and everyone so nonchalant about it except the little boy who was looking forward to that vacation in the mountains with his grandfather. & KsOCsA noteworthy point is that the well endowed lady in the picture distracted all the readers who, so kindly, posted their observations here, ignored to put anything on the first story regarding the old gentleman trying to locate his dear wife in the shoping area  .Have a wonderful day/evening as applicable in your time zone. "To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra
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