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HOW TO GET A RAISE This, My dear Friends, is a C/P .... read on ..... The Employee and the Boss Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss: Yes. Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time. Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade. Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound? Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir! Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you? Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company etc! "To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra |
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LOLOLOLOLOL............... Love this!!!!!!!
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7/20/2014 9:45 am |
Sounds about right. Those companies are after all of us. Spiritwoman ^i^
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Many thanks My dear Friends - I am glad you liked this. MrsJoe - how are you both - my best wishes.  RocketShip - happy to see you laughing - happiness to you !! Traveler - He certainly knew how to manipulate the boss  SpiritGirl - Indeed, the companies are after us and we need to get after them for charging us for services not provided.  SpunkyLady - Nice to see you laughing ! DanDee - If true, I am sure the boss deserved it !! BrightSmile - I am glad you enjoyed this !! Welcome to my Blog.Poet_dancer - I am glad you liked this, My dearest Friend; but then, you are always so kind and appreciative. & KsOCs Have a wonderful day, evening or morning, as your time maybe !! "To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra
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