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friendly133 76M
3919 posts
7/5/2014 8:45 pm

Last Read:
7/19/2014 7:16 am
THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, ARE NOT:



This Friends is a copy paste of a notty little something for a Sunday laff :

10. Damn, my Shaft is bent.

9. After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his Putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your 3 some?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so Sweaty I can't get a good grip!

2. Nice Stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't

1. Hold up! I need to wash my Balls first!

"To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra


Robyn363 83F
3475 posts
7/6/2014 1:02 pm

 Nice to see you friendly.


friendly133 76M
5418 posts
7/8/2014 4:50 pm

 Many thanks -

Mrs Joe - you are absolutely right .

Mamannie - !!

Robyn - many thanks; it feels good to be amongst friends .

Poet_dancer - thanks for the welcome back. You certainly make me laff which is why
you are so good for my health !! & KsOCs
"To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra




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