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ALZHEIMERS' AT 40 SOMETHING !!!!!! A story forwarded by a friend - you may have read it but please laff any way.  After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, yielded no results. Suddenly I realized, that I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted at me several times, not to leave the car keys in the ignition. My theory has always been " the ignition is the best place not to lose them." His theory is that the car could be stolen. I, therefore, rushed to the parking lot, and came to the terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was vacant of cars. I immediately called the police, and gave them my location, description of the car, the place I had parked etc, I also admitted to them, that I had absentmindedly left my keys in the car ignition and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all -to my husband, "Honey," I stammered (I always call him "honey" at such times). I left my car keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a moment of pin drop silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. "Idiot", he hollered, " Do you not remember that I had dropped you at the hotel for your meeting ?" Now it was my turn to go silent for a brief moment. Embarrassed that I was, I put on my most appealing voice, "Well, come and get me." He hollered again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." "To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra |
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1/13/2014 9:06 pm |
sounds like something that would happen to me! Spiritwoman ^i^
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It happened to me  - I was supposed to elope with someone and forgot. She went away and married someone else  !!Many thanks for the visit, My dear Poet_dancer, and that SPMETHING, incidentally, was one of those other things that happened - what do you call it ... I mean ALZOMMERS'. Have a wonderful day -   & KsOCs !!"To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra
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Lol, Roxy - many thanks for your visit; have a wonderful day . "To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra
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sounds like something that would happen to me! Have a wonderful evening and a great weekend. "To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra
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You look so nice and fresh, Ane  - have a wonderful evening, you and Dan, and a great weekend. "To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra
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