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Hahaha Is This a Quarterly Thing? :) hmmmm let's see one blog in August, another one in November and now one in February  I think I'm doing one each season the way things are going Ah well, today is Superbowl Sunday. I'm kind of rooting for the Colts I suppose even though they are the favorites. I just think that maybe they deserve to finally have it be their year. Still they are notorious for tanking so don't bet anything on them. Been doing lots of singing, lots of working and lots of chatting with friends. Other than sleeping and eating that's about it. I have a really funny blonde joke, maybe I'd better tell it or I'll have to wait until Spring when I do my next blog LOL!There are these 3 blondes and they all apply for an opening as a police detective. The man interviewing them sits them down at a table and tells them that being a detective requires excellent short term memory skills and the ability to remember distinguishing features and details of things they see. He reaches into a dossier of a convicted criminal and holds up a profile of the picture to blonde #1 for 5 seconds. Then he puts it down and says, "Did you notice any distinguishing features about the man in the picture?" She says, "You bet I did, that man has only one ear." The Police detective says, "Of course he does, that's his profile, you are dismissed." So the first blonde rolls her eyes takes her purse and leaves in a huff. He holds up the same picture in front of blonde #2 for 5 seconds. He then says, "How about you, did YOU notice any distinguishing features about that man in the picture?" She says, of course I did, "That man has only one eye." The police detective is clearly annoyed and says, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other woman, this is the man's profile of COURSE you can only see one eye. You are dismissed too." Blonde #2 rolls her eyes, picks up her purse and flounces out. Left with only one blonde applicant now the detective says, "This is a probably a waste of time but what the heck." He then holds the same picture up to the third blonde and says, "Okay how about you did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?" She says, "You bet I did, I am certain that man wears contact lenses." The detective's mouth drops open and he looks in the file and he sees that she is right. He says, "That is amazing. How did you know that he wore contact lenses?" She says, "Helllllooooo, if he only has one ear and one eye, he CAN'T possibly wear glasses." 
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2/4/2007 2:39 pm |
I'd say "see ya in the spring" but don't wait that long.
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