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Blogs > gambiteer49 > Brucester's World


gambiteer49 69
100 posts
7/9/2006 9:22 am

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11/20/2006 7:33 pm
Hahahahaha and yet another :)
Okay my friend Carole is a nurse in New Zealand and she's always sending me jokes to brighten my day. Here is one she told the other day on my Omaha Friends group on FF.

Now if you're touchy maybe don't read it, but it is funny.

The Wal-Mart Shopper

A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two . After shoving her way past several customers waiting to
get carts, she says to the Walmart greeter,
"Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!"

"Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige," says the Greeter, and goes and picks out a cart for her.
"Here you are, Ma'am, hope this one is okay," he says.
"If you'd get out of my way, maybe I could find out!" snaps the woman.

"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you and the twins have a nice day."

The woman snarls, "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look alike."

The greeter smiles, "No they don't Ma'am. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
moon2u 73

7/9/2006 2:32 pm

 hahahahahahaha Brucey you are on a roll! keep em coming

You just know how I love to laugh!

giggles moony




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