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Blogs > gambiteer49 > Brucester's World


gambiteer49 69M
100 posts
7/7/2006 10:54 am

Last Read:
11/20/2006 7:36 pm
My Mom's Casino Joke :)
My mom sent me this joke via e-mail the other day and I thought it was funny. I posted it on FF on one of my boards but thought I'd post here on my blog as it seems to go with my latest theme

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings..........and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men..... Are men.
moon2u 73F

7/7/2006 6:58 pm

 HEHEHEHEHEHEHE THIS IS A GOOD ONE BRUCE! I LOVE IT...LMAO

GIGGLES MOONY




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