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Girls Scouts get Restraining Order against Trump (Satire) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an extraordinary rebuke of the President of the United States, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump. The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts’ organization. Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the restraining order “out of an abundance of caution,” the girls themselves were “in no way, shape or form” afraid of President Trump. “They’re prepared to deal with bobcats and bears,” she said. “They can handle a malignant narcissist.” Trump wasted little time responding to the Girl Scouts’ action, lashing out at the organization in a blistering early-morning tweet storm. “Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guys,” Trump wrote. “Mints, cookies terrible. Sad!” Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,” and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for Abracadabra  |
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This is funny...... but some of the real stories are just sad. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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Funny  A hundred years ago when I was a Girl Scout for many years, Mint cookies were the top seller.
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