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The Aliens of Area 1499 My Irish Hubby used to like to spin tall tales. We used to have fun inventing them together. He retired and we relocated to West Virginia where the job market is not so great. He was a dedicated IBEW Union man and most of the jobs in WV were what he would call SCAB places, He retired but I still had to work and Area 1499 was one of the places I worked and he called the SCAB market. We had to listen to a 30 minute video on why WallyWorld DOES NOT need a union. Nevertheless, we had fun with creating yarns about the place. There are caves under the store thus I started calling the place Area 1499. Space Aliens live in the caves under the store. They come out through a portal at the Register Nine aisle. There are some VERY strange customers who came out of that portal. They return to the caves through a portal by Register 13. When ever an Alien goes through that portal, it causes the entire store to vibrate resulting in a major league Harry met Sally moment. I used to have so much fun telling customers in my line about the Aliens of Area 1499  Abracadabra  |
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ROFL...... from some of those "walmart shopper" pictures I've seen, I can believe your tale of alien customers! Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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