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5/20/2008 12:28 amLast Read: |
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM . 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size 19. You can't remember who sent you this list . And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. Forward this to every one you can remember. AND I NEARLY FORGOT,,,YOU CAN RELATE TO JOHN MCCAIN!!!! |
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5/20/2008 1:34 am |
Hi fun, I've decided I will not relate to any of these!!  Great fun, Cheers  Sparkles11 
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 5/20/2008 5:47 am |
Yes, I can relate to all.
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5/20/2008 6:15 am |
I can so relate to number 16. My friends call me about the weather instead of watching weather on TV.
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5/20/2008 2:11 pm |
Well, I'm sneaking up on 60 and I pretty much checked the whole list off! lol
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