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Sent to me by a friend. ------------------------------------------------- To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight. When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on the dining room table: To My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. If Liberals really hated America, we'd all vote Republican. |
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 8/18/2008 5:13 am |
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 8/5/2008 1:49 pm |
Jeff, Good one buddy. Even I could do the math. AZ If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Veteran
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8/5/2008 1:46 pm |
This is not only funny, it's really true, too !! >>>>>Walker Between The Worlds<<<<<
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8/5/2008 11:44 am |
Good one Jeff ........Its not nice to mess with a math teacher......LOL "A U.S. Marine by himself is never outnumbered"...Gen. Peter Pace, Chairman JCS, USMC Retired.
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8/5/2008 11:03 am |
Love it!!  "I always deserve the best treatment, because I never put up with any other." ~ Jane Austin
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8/5/2008 10:57 am |
LOL....best one I've heard in a long time Jeff!! I ain't as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was.
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8/5/2008 10:32 am |
lmaoooooooo jeff, ty! your the snd person today who made me spit my mint tea lmaooo kellyc aka saucy
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8/5/2008 10:32 am |
Hi Jeff, Ha Ha doesn't take much to do the math ,.. Luvshack   
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