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If I Were a Terrorist If I were a terrorist and wanted to destroy the American way of life, I wouldn't bother with hijacked planes, bombs or guns or suicide. That's noisy and stupid. Only an idiot would get himself killed and miss having the last laugh. If I wanted to destroy the American way of life I'd foreclose on mortages and pitch millions of Americans out on their ass in the street. After I took most of their money. I'd close American factories. I'd send Americans' good-paying jobs overseas. My friends and I'd get filthy rich selling them poisonous junk cranked out by our cheap foreign labor. I'd devalue the U.S. dollar and send the price of necessities out of sight. I'd defund the public schools. When their students' performance declined, I'd declare the schools "failed" and close them. With the taxpayers' own money we'd open private schools of our own and teach the little bastards what we think they should learn. Because as a terrorist I thrive on others' ignorance. I know a scared, superstitious public can be forced to do anything I want them to. After a while, they wouldn't say a word while my pals and I got rich like royalty killing their kids in our wars. I'd let the insurance companies get away with murder and make it all but impossible for Americans to afford health care. Same goes for food. And gas. And eventually, everything. I'd "privatize" Social Security and leave Americans with nothing to hope for but a poverty-wracked old age. After taking the rest of their money. I'd vote myself and my rich friends huge tax cuts. I'd make the suckers (that's everybody else) pay for everything. We'd all sit back in splendor watching them fight over the crumbs. And we'd have that last laugh. Luckily we live in the United States of America. Thank you Jesus! Because the people who represent us would never let anyone get way with anything like this. Would they? If Liberals really hated America, we'd all vote Republican. |
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 5/14/2008 9:59 pm |
And this is what is happening Today..We living it has you write it....I am looking forward to better days, next year.. Peace and happiness+Positive attitude Treasure what you Have.
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5/13/2008 6:51 pm |
It sounds like a 3rd world country. Surely Americans would be smarter than to let that happen here? How sad.
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 5/13/2008 6:12 pm |
I will agree with Gets. It is happening now. As Stalin said, "America will never have to fire a shot, we will walk in and take over."
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5/13/2008 4:24 pm |
Clever Jeff much more so than the usual stuff keep it up.....made me smile..............its Lobstahhhh time again and mud season in Maine. ....Wouldnt it be grand to have a car that runs on water. Oh yeah? what if we have a drought?
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5/13/2008 4:23 pm |
Jeff? You say what? You mean these things COULD really happen? Oh my, now what kind of government would do that?  When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then there will be true peace. -- Sri Chin Moi Gosh Bless One and All........Peg
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5/13/2008 4:10 pm |
With friends like that representing us, we need enemies why? In a few more years, they can just buy up the remains while we are beggared.
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5/13/2008 3:23 pm |
That really sounds familiar Jeff....feel like I'm living thru that stuff right now. I ain't as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was.
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5/13/2008 3:07 pm |
Sounds familiar???????  There are even some that are working for us in Legislative positions, that give themselves nice big fat raises!!!! 
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5/13/2008 2:58 pm |
Jeffpilot Lets hope your not related to Bush!...lol
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5/13/2008 1:37 pm |
 Shay2006.... Embarrassing my children......Just one more service I offer.
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