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7/29/2008 7:38 pmLast Read: |
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, 'The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.' The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, 'I love liver and cheese.' 'Oh, how childish,' said the Poodle. 'That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.' She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says 'How well can you do?' 'Um. I HATE liver and cheese,' blurts the Golden Retriever. 'My, my,' said the Poodle. 'I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence.' She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, 'How about you, little guy?' The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says.... Liver alone. Cheese mine. When what you want is more important than what you have, you'll have what you want. |
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 7/29/2008 7:48 pm |
Cute! Very Cute!! how you been?? How are your furchildren? Take care, & be Happy Bill
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7/29/2008 7:50 pm |
Si senora....very clever I like it very much.  I ain't as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was.
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7/29/2008 8:24 pm |
Viva El Chihuahua !!! He eez my heero. You ain't got nothin til you "Put A Girl In It". Brooks & Dunn
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7/29/2008 9:01 pm |
Too cute! 
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7/29/2008 9:28 pm |
Love it!!! Mac and me just finished watching my girlfriends dogs. She has a Westie and a Bichon. We love having them here. They are wonderful fur kids. This joke come at the right time since we had to return the fur kids to their owners tonight. Bruja ”'Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.' - Anatole France
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 7/30/2008 7:40 pm |
I got a kick out of it too! I have a chihuahua!! He is way toooooo cute!! When what you want is more important than what you have, you'll have what you want.
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