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I love a laugh first thing in my morning!  You have a rare gift ET, thank you for making my morning great! 
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You nailed it Earthy! 
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Maybe it should probably be added.... and living in his parent's basement with his mother still doing his laundry since no smart woman would have him. LOLOLOL btw: Any gal who hasn't read The Paper Bag Princess, is in for a real treat!!! 
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Unanswered Prayers? "She was the one that I'd wanted for all times And each night I'd spend prayin' that God would make her mine And if he'd only grant me this wish I wished back then I'd never ask for anything again Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs That just because he doesn't answer doesn't mean he don't care Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers She wasn't quite the angel that I remembered in my dreams And I could tell that time had changed me In her eyes too it seemed We tried to talk about the old days There wasn't much we could recall I guess the Lord knows what he's doin' after all"
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Smart princess!
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And the princess lived happily everafter, went to University, got a good job and earned a decent living.
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Hey Roxy.......... I think you have already proven, you know how to dodge a bullet! But sometimes.....You should take one for the team! You know, like one of those secret service agent that will take one for the President. If they can do it for a moron....maybe you could too! They would give you a plaque, or star, on the wall of the Female Bullet Intakers Guns and Ammo magazine would name you "Women of the Year" Harley would name a hog after you... called it "The Roxy" Long handlebars, and short wheels, and a kick starter. They would tell the world you had a heart of gold, even if it was full of lead. They would name a School of the Blind after you. You'd become a poster child for Republican Wantabees! You'll see....... Dreams can come true! LOL
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Hey Roxy I go overboard sometime but I can' t help but think of all the things you be, if you just didn't dodge the bullet...... You'd be Making America Great Again, and setting women back 100 years. .You'd find your place in History as the women who knew her place You'd lose your ability to C....and become a Quaker instead of a Quacker. No one would call you a FemiNazi... they'd just call you a Nazi. Maisie and Liszt would declare a HOLIDAY on you, and cut you some slack. You'd give ranger a hard on, to go along with the one he already has. You would no longer be the women that bit the apple, but you'd get to bite the big one. You'd become the First Lady.............and not sloppy seconds. People would praise you...of how you cared for the uncaring, forgave the unforgivable, believed the unbelievable. and how other women should be just like you.  I'm done now, gotta go to work...got to catch me some tax avoiders..... see ya tomorrow...
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Sounds like a happily ever after for both of them.  Elaine Shuel
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I kind of thought this was all in fun....... So.... Where do you think I should put it.....? Don't answer that! LOL
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