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Hawkslayer 88M
13328 posts
8/7/2014 6:10 am

Funny one!!

Alfie...


It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.


Abelle2 83F
31227 posts
8/7/2014 6:15 am

Gotta watch out for the breathalyzer tests in a nursing home


dinty3 80M
3364 posts
8/7/2014 7:47 am

Now that C+P is entertaining. Thanks ET


Archer62 83F
7086 posts
8/7/2014 9:00 am

Sounds like a fun retirement home. Where is it?


Robyn363 83F
3474 posts
8/8/2014 9:37 am

Dont forget we are ~Seniors here ET We love these jokes


Abelle2 83F
31227 posts
9/1/2014 2:34 pm

I found this again and it reminded me of a true story...

Many years ago I needed a job and went to work at a Nursing Home. One day I came to work and one of the gals was laughing and saying, Ann you missed a good one on 2nd shift (I worked 1st shift). OK, sez I...

One of the ladies ? was caught giving a "breathalyzer" test on the guy across the hall from her room

I asked what did they do...she said they just shut the door and left them alone.

Lordy the stories I could tell.