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Where the heck are you???? I will post my question here in hopes that you find it, and give me the advice I desperately need...... Dear Ann Slanders, My Boyfriend 'BOB' wants to have a Threesome. Since I've never indulged in any sexually perverted acts such as this, I'm curious to know how this would work for me. Signed Hooray for duracell P.S. I've been told that there are a lot of SFF'S women that have dated their very own BOB. Everything looks impossible for the people who never try anything Jean Louis Etienne |
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 9/29/2009 9:40 am |
Just wondering if the energizer bunny is part of the threesome??  Or is that a secret? LOL The positive is there. Sometimes it's just hard to find.
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9/29/2009 11:41 am |
I should not answer for Ann Slanders, but beeing a nose and intrusive woman I say GO FOR IT!!! and enjoy "Truth, wisdom, love, seek reasons, malice only seeks causes" Johann Kaspar Lavater
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9/29/2009 12:34 pm |
Have to agree with Karin here...."BOB" can be a good friend.. Living my life for the memories I will have....... not the regrets of what never was......
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9/29/2009 12:43 pm |
Mr Slander would probaby say, " No do Not engage".. A BOB in the wrong hand could become a Dud Bud and that would not be a good thing for you... However, sometimes people just have to throw caution to the wind and go for it.... Good Luck!
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9/29/2009 1:04 pm |
Whats that old saying..." A BOB IN THE HAND IS WORTH ONE IN THE BUSH"?......No wait that doesn't sound right.....but what do I know anyway. 
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9/29/2009 1:23 pm |
DURACELL !! ~ oh your behind the times , many women have gone off batteries ~ these days they have a generator mounted under the stairs ouch !! oowe -- help gerroff !!  @?%&!()@@??
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9/29/2009 2:35 pm |
DURACELL !! ~ oh your behind the times , many women have gone off batteries ~ these days they have a generator mounted under the stairs ouch !! oowe -- help gerroff !! @?%&!()@@?? May you be in Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead! Irish Blessing
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9/29/2009 2:56 pm |
What??? Still no response from Ann Slanders? I await with baited breath!
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9/29/2009 3:18 pm |
Indeed, where is that woman? I have urgent problems needing advice! I also need a computer geek, and perhaps a shrink! If it weren't for the GERD, I would turn to drink! Head in Clouds Feet on Ground
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9/29/2009 3:20 pm |
DURACELL !! ~ oh your behind the times , many women have gone off batteries ~ these days they have a generator mounted under the stairs ouch !! oowe -- help gerroff !! @?%&!()@@??"Truth, wisdom, love, seek reasons, malice only seeks causes" Johann Kaspar Lavater
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9/29/2009 3:55 pm |
DURACELL !! ~ oh your behind the times , many women have gone off batteries ~ these days they have a generator mounted under the stairs ouch !! oowe -- help gerroff !! @?%&!()@@??If you are doubting something, doubt your limits
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 9/29/2009 6:19 pm |
DURACELL !! ~ oh your behind the times , many women have gone off batteries ~ these days they have a generator mounted under the stairs ouch !! oowe -- help gerroff !! @?%&!()@@??  
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9/29/2009 6:45 pm |
Whats that old saying..." A BOB IN THE HAND IS WORTH ONE IN THE BUSH"?......No wait that doesn't sound right.....but what do I know anyway. Shay2006.... Embarrassing my children......Just one more service I offer.  
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9/29/2009 6:54 pm |
Now Sis, don't go hooking BOB up to that generator BOB would get tangled up in those Dreadlocks & you'd need a Weed Wacker to pry BOB loose Remember you are trying to make a good impression on that other BOB bzzzzz bzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzz[image] Shay2006.... Embarrassing my children......Just one more service I offer.
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9/29/2009 7:16 pm |
DURACELL !! ~ oh your behind the times , many women have gone off batteries ~ these days they have a generator mounted under the stairs ouch !! oowe -- help gerroff !! @?%&!()@@?? "Don't follow where the path may lead . go where there is no path and leave a trail. " 
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9/29/2009 8:21 pm |
Now Sis, don't go hooking BOB up to that generator BOB would get tangled up in those Dreadlocks & you'd need a Weed Wacker to pry BOB loose Remember you are trying to make a good impression on that other BOB bzzzzz bzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzz[image]
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9/30/2009 8:43 am |
I have a weed whacker, too...so no problem. LOL The positive is there. Sometimes it's just hard to find.
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10/16/2009 10:49 am |
Dear Horray For Duracell, Ann Slanders' absence has certainly generated some worthy stand-ins. Ann has had a generator under her stairs for years. However, since the nineteen-year old press boy came onto the scene, there has been no need to turn it on. Forget the threesome with BOB; with a generator it's a threesome, squared. Ann Slanders also feels guilty for her belated reply. Consider said generator a gift.....along with a case of "Nair Hair Removal." With the enhanced boost only a generator could give, you should welcome the latter. Yours, Ann Slanders
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