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Earlier this week I had lunch with a bunch of Girl Friends. After awhile "The Bucket List" came up and everyone started naming off what was on their list. As I've said before, I don't actually have a bucket list. The things I think I want to do changes all the time. For me there just doesn't seem to be an all consuming desire to do anything in particular. Of course they all started naming things like Going to Paris, or some other country. Going to different parts of the United States. Taking a Cruise, getting a Tattoo, or getting something pierced. One wanted to go 'Blond', another wanted to spend a week at a Spa. If one mentioned something interesting they all said "Oh Yeah, I'd like to do that too". At least no-one said they wanted to jump out of a Plane, or Bungee Jump. It seemed like the usual to me. Someone noticed I wasn't saying anything, and asked what was on my list. I told them I didn't have a list, but they insisted that "Everyone has a Bucket List", and just would not believe that I didn't. So I said, "O-K, I do, but it's all SEXUAL, and I don't want to talk about it". They just wouldn't shut-up, I had to do it. Trust me, there are no PRUDES at this gathering, so I knew it would be very hard to get the 'Shock Value' that I wanted. I started out with a Simple one. I told them, "I want to spend the night with a man who has taken the little blue pill and can't get IT to go down". From there I moved on to things that had words like 'Pole Dancing', 'Nudist Colony', 'Twenty Year Old', 'Threesome', 'All Night-er', and 'Porn Star' just to mention a few. That's when the fun started. They ALL had a list, and now they were telling all. It was a fun lunch, and as usual we embarrassed ourselves when we couldn't stop laughing. So we moved on to some shopping where we could walk away when people started looking at us Funny. Which brings me to the QUESTION, "How many of you have a Sexual bucket list"? And, "Would you care to share"?    Everything looks impossible for the people who never try anything Jean Louis Etienne |
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6/19/2009 5:18 pm |
I have pretty much done what I felt comfortable with, I belong to the mile high club  ( wouldn't recommend "doing it" in so small quarters) I had a boyfriend that had a great imagination, now I am not so limber anymore, and to lazy to rump around, but one can always dream..."Truth, wisdom, love, seek reasons, malice only seeks causes" Johann Kaspar Lavater
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6/19/2009 5:30 pm |
I must be really out of touch, but making love is not about pills, or time, or endurance or exotic technique . Making two people happy, satisfied, at peace, with affection, great passion and true communication is number one on my "Sexual Bucket List". Have been there; will be there again when the right man comes along. Head in Clouds Feet on Ground
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6/19/2009 6:48 pm |
Can't find my sexual bucket to put a list in..... Maybe I just forgot where I put it and it'll come back to me, someday. Last night I gave up smokin, women and drinkin. Let me tell you. That was the worst 15 minutes of my life !!!!!!! The shortest distance beween two people is a smile. Victor Borge
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6/19/2009 10:45 pm |
I must be really out of touch, but making love is not about pills, or time, or endurance or exotic technique . Making two people happy, satisfied, at peace, with affection, great passion and true communication is number one on my "Sexual Bucket List". Have been there; will be there again when the right man comes along. My greatest fear is that there is no PMS, and that THIS is my real personality! 
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 6/19/2009 11:07 pm |
One has to have buckets to have sex nowdays? Good grief! It sure has been a long time! 
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6/19/2009 11:49 pm |
Seduction with erotic massages from head to toes with scented candles flickering in a private beach bungalo hideaway setting on a warm starry night with the sea at the doors edge for taking evening dips (no pun intended). Awakening in the morning with a balmy breeze blowing through the bedroom stirring the sheer canopy curtains just enough to peer out through an open door overlooking turquoise waters, white sandy beaches, a sailboat ready and waiting, and not a person in sight. Next to the bed is a fresh bowl of fruit and whip cream in the fridge. The clock has stopped and time is on our side.
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6/20/2009 1:35 pm |
Barb And here I thought you would at least have on your list another trip to Florida to be with all of us...like walking on the beach all snockered up...yup that was me and I enjoyed walking. I use to have a group of friends like that but they have all deceased now...so very few close friends left here. I'm looking to the future and it's out of sight, only in the end shall I take flight.
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6/20/2009 1:36 pm |
Meeting up with a Mystery Man... going to some Bed and Breakfast... "Silver threads are woven into the web of life"
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6/20/2009 3:52 pm |
I didn't have one until I read Veita's list, now just have to find the man to put in it!
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6/20/2009 5:12 pm |
The scene may be set with wonderful sights, aromas, and the excitement of adventure; but in reality what I posted is what either happens or does not. Fantasy is powerful and necessary. It cannot satisfy without affection, grand passion, good communication and a level of mutual respect. Unless perhaps one is totally numb or jaded or inebriated by lust. After all, the brain is the major sex organ. It leads us to paradise or perhaps to disappointment. We can of course, be swept away by the sensations of the moment and that is not necessarily a bad thing. If it was really memorable, we will want to repeat it. Aye, there's the rub! LOL Head in Clouds Feet on Ground
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6/20/2009 7:34 pm |
I want veita's bucket list too Shay2006.... Embarrassing my children......Just one more service I offer.  
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