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kneedtwoplease 68M
1189 posts
2/24/2017 2:15 pm

Good one Dan! read this one yesterday....

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

Two Prostitutes - $50.00.

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. At that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves."

One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"

"Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion."

A few hours later the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.

He figured he had an easy arrest��� until he read their new sign:


Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.


dinty3 80M
3364 posts
2/24/2017 2:43 pm


MrsJoe 76F
17358 posts
2/24/2017 3:32 pm

ROFL....................

Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.


MrsJoe 76F
17358 posts
2/24/2017 3:32 pm

    Quoting kneedtwoplease:
    Good one Dan! read this one yesterday....

    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

    Two Prostitutes - $50.00.

    A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. At that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves."

    One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"

    "Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion."

    A few hours later the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.

    He figured he had an easy arrest��� until he read their new sign:


    Two Fallen Angels
    Seeking Peter -- $50.
ROFL.......... that's a good one too!

Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.


Abelle2 83F
31217 posts
2/24/2017 5:40 pm

I love the jokes people tell in here. An ornery bunch huh!