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1. Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy 2. Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV." Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk Advantages: Stays put; predictable Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass 3. Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle 4. Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'." Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig 5. Lazybones - "Zzzzzz" Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict Advantages: Well rested; easy target Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams 6. The Sneak - "Who, me?" Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt Disadvantages: May be having time of his life 7. Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?" Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova,Monster Advantages: Perpetually aroused Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused 8. The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--" Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind Advantages: Tells good stories Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus" 9. Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?" Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction Anyone you know who possess such characters?  (c&p) If you are doubting something, doubt your limits |
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11/3/2009 4:41 am |
I've got a boyfriend named ROD, and I love him. I think and I am sure he's the most ideal boyfriend. He could put all kinds boyfriends to shame. R-ich O-ld D-ying  
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11/3/2009 5:21 am |
Where did you find this "ROD"?  Head in Clouds Feet on Ground
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11/3/2009 5:48 am |
Mr Goodbar...showers you with chocolate but drives you nuts! Says stuff like.... "I love that new muu muu dress you bought, it makes you look thin!" or ...."why would I want a Twiggy, when I could have the whole tree?"
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11/3/2009 6:20 am |
You have to watch out for women too. What about the female guitar player who yelled at her boyfriend across the mall: "Honey, I need a new g-string." 
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 11/6/2009 12:34 am |
Lol syc, Id like to be number 10 - lol Gary, that's a classic. It had me cracking up - lol.
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