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Why the internet is like a p*n*s 1. It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but that makes it difficult to get any real work done. 2. In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time. 3. It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before. 4. It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late. 5. If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses. 6. It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently. 7. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant. 8. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble. 9. It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?" 10. Some folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong. Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.  (c&p) If you are doubting something, doubt your limits |
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11/1/2009 8:31 am |
Bruja and Chato here Waving the flag.. LOL.... GREAT Read. ”'Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.' - Anatole France
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 11/1/2009 11:33 am |
It's like Viagra when you buy more RAM. Better bang for your buck, so to speak. 
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11/1/2009 11:59 am |
Oh Syca where do you come up with these things.....you been using it too much ha....both can be run on batteries too.....do you need another supply?
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11/1/2009 1:29 pm |
Sounds like envy to me!
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11/1/2009 1:55 pm |
This is the best P*nis 'definition' I have ever read!!! ...  ... ... ... ... ... "Silver threads are woven into the web of life"
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11/1/2009 5:11 pm |
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11/1/2009 6:32 pm |
love it, love it, love it! hehehe Blessings
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11/6/2009 12:25 am |
This is brilliant another post from a person with a great sense of humour. Thank you syc, you have made my day. Have you read about cucumbers? - lol
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